If a boy has been such a dick to you before, during and after him being your boyfriend and been a dick to your best friends and his I think he owes you a shirt in return.
My ex-boyfriend Sam a.k.a BIGGEST PRICK OF ALL TIME did swapsies with me when we were going out, I lent him my Ramones jumper along with my dignity and self -respect and he lent me his too small for him but perfect for me denim shirt. So when we broke up and I got my jumper back I felt like for everything, he owed me that shirt.
...Really, I was doing him a favour because the shirt was so small for him he looked like a twat in it anyway.
TIP - Girls, if a boy you're going out with is a shit make sure you borrow something nice from him before you break up as a reward.
MILLY.D
