Sunday, 22 November 2009

Cunt Flap

It was my friend Austin's birthday on friday and he was having a party at his house, i got there early and everything went really well apart from one person threw up within the first half hour, apparently they were drunk before they came, let's hope. The rest of the night was fun, i ended up in a fight with a boy called Fergal, the insults that came out of my mouth weren't that clever or creative, things along the line of YOU LIKE BOYS and GO FUCK YOUR MUM, But they seemed to do the trick. Someone ended the argument probably with the reason that drunk people shouldn't get in fights because usually they end up looking like an idiot. So i ended up just kicking him every time i saw him walk past. 

The next day i went round to my friend Connie's house, to sleep. After a bit we headed to a boy called rowans. By the end of the night at his everyone had cuts and bruises on their legs because to get out of his out-house to go to the shop, or go meet more people you had to clime over a brick wall as we weren't allowed to go though the front door. So even those people who remained sober ended up with drunken injuries. Rowan's out-house got very muddy, including all the mattresses that were lying around the place and a boy called Zoey's coat, who everyone seemed to be using to wipe there feet on.

There was also another fight this night, i was not involved in this one i just listened to it from the next room whilst literally everyone at the party jumped on Zoey and started beating him up, i think connie and eva were the ring leaders as i could hear their voices screaming 'you cunt flap!' and 'your dick cheese mate!'. Everyone seemed to be very annoyed at Zoey that night, one reason could be that he tried to move my two friends Rory and Gabrielle with lines like "he's so cute i wish i could just have one in a little box" and attempting to wind on them. Apparently Zoey often goes for drunk guys, or just ends up wanking with his face pressed against a toilet window, but you'll have to ask Rowan about that. 


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