Today I was just in my room chatting to Bella.. the usual when she looked into my bin and saw an empty durex packet in my bin and thought perhaps there was something I hadn't been telling her... but when I had no idea where it came from I called Franklin thinking it must have belonged to him, but he told me that it was his friends.Oh great. I go away for the weekend and I come back and someones had sex in my bed and thrown away the packet in my bin, laughing and thinking it was kind of gross kind of funny and I bent down to see if my fragile bed planks had been... damaged.
And then I saw it. The most grim thing, a used condom that had been casually tossed under my bed. I screamed, and then screamed Franklins name to be like 'WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Your friends can't even dispose of their condoms??' So he went and got a dustpan and brush to sweep it up.
Way to be sly and cover up that you've had sex in your friends little sisters bed. Pretty funny though, just not looking forward to sleeping in those sheets tonight.
MILLY.D
