On Halloween my friend Eloise's sister had a party. Only a few of us were allowed to go being the young ones. All the sixth formers from our school went so I felt very young and foolish but unexpectedly I knew a lot more people than I thought I would have.
But there was one thing in the night I had to write about. Eloise's neighbors who were about 60 gate crashed the party, hammered and up for anything. We saw some other people talking to them and were really confused to who they were so I asked them and got into a longgggg chat with the woman about how her kids were two straight "they're foreskins aren't even peirced!" "they don't have any tatoos, none of them are gay and they're bloody accountants!" of course we tried to milk as many funny lines out of the woman as we could but trust me, she was on a roll we didn't have to milk very hard. At the party we were all dressed up (obviously on halloween) and I was wearing a pink wig and this womans husband came up to me and said "Are your puebes that colour?!"
LINE OF THE NIGHT! Obviously I told him yes they were.. that's what anyone would do right?
A thoroughly good night
MILLY.D
