London is full of character and characters. You're never at a loss of new people to meet even if it's walking back from the bus stop. Tonight we were walking back to Bellas house as usual and we were approached by an oldish black guy riding a bike who started commenting on Bellas torn tights. What is it with older men & ripped tights? The amount of times people have mentioned that we have them like that when that's how we want them to be. He started coming on to us and saying that "they looked naughty" and that in the good old days "men used to vent their passion on the tights" whatever that means. All of this time Milly had no idea what he was saying and Bella kept expecting her to jump in and help her out. Milly finally clocked when he started asking us to come back and smoke some kro with him and give him of lesbian action. Milly jumped to her usual line of saying she has a boyfriend. But this didn't stop him, the line of the night was "I'll make you squirt like no other man, put your pussy's in my mouth and make you go *squirting noises*". This just proves london is full of character, and you never know what you're going to get next.
The people you meet eh?
MILLY.D & BELLA.C
